A VISIT FROM COUNTER TERRORISM

CT " Are you McBroon?"

McBroon "Pies for hard pressed families......."

CT " Shut it McBroon......your well in the shite......we've just been doon the chipper......found one of your pies......"

McBroon " That'll be right......a wee gift to say welcome to the Pie Street....."

CT " Oh aye......they wus using it as a doorstop...."

McBroon " Ungrateful bastards..."

CT "McBroon there's a wee problem with your pie......it's interfering with oor radio frequency.."

McBroon " Look you f'ing idiots......a pie is a a pie...."

CT " Aye that'll be right......so why every time we phone the office there's a message from your bloody pie saying Pies for Hard Pressed Families?"

McBroon " Willy.......get in here sharp laddie.......did Pierre take the pie doon the chipper?"

Willy " Aye McBroon.......the pie with the message..."

McBroon " What are you talking aboot man ..."

Willy " You ken McBroon.....that pie with the recorded message..."

McBroon " Recorded message!"

Willy " Oh fuck McBroon, thee's been a  wee cock up..."

McBroon " I had no prior knowledge, I had no prior knowledge, I had no prior knowledge...."