T 20 or T 21?

Willy: 'McB the boys doon the Chipper are saying you misled the Traders...'

McBroon: 'What!'

Willy: ' Aye McB.....at the last Trader's meeting you said Big Jacquis Donner Takeaway wis part of the T 20.....but she's no a member..'

McBroon: ' Shut it wee man..... Big Jacqui has been on the Street for years and that makes her a member of the T 20.....'

Willy: ' Big Dave says she's no paid her dues..... eyelashes Andy doon the Chemist is number 20........it would be the T 21 if big Jacqui was a member....'

McBroon: ' That posh bastard at the Chipper wid'nae know his herring from his haddock....'

Willy: 'Maybe McB.....but the punters like his wind fueled fryer.......Jacqui's donners and your pies are messing up the ozone.....remember what eyelashes Andy said aboot all the CO2 coming from the coos rear ends....'

McBroon: ' Rubbish.....I've been on the Street longer than anyone.....remember it was McBroons that saved the Street when the luncheon voucher credit bubble exploded....'

Willy: ' Aye McB.... but you sold hundreds of LV's.....said they were better than money.... food for everyone you said........off balance sheet food you called it......the Chipper boys are saying there's no such thing as a free lunch.....'

McBroon: ' Shut it!....the LV's came from America......everybody knows that.......now get back on message wee man....'

Willy: ' Fine big man....but is it the T 20 or the T 21?

CLIMATE CHANGE KERFUFFLE

McBroon: 'Hey Willy that poncey bastard doon Cheekies has put a windmill on the roof of the

Chipper....'

Willy: Aye McB.......I don't get it......what the f**k does he need a f*****g wind mill for......him and wee George are full of air......hot f*****g air..'

McBroon: ' Aye wee man.....it's also in breach of the planning laws......line caught sole my arse'

Willy: 'Spot on big man......but Eyelash Andy doon the chemists saying your pies are bad for the climate..'

McBroon: ' My pies....bad for the climate!!!!!!!!

Willy: ' Aye McB......Andy says it's the meat filling..'

McBroon: ' Best meat filling in the world......'

Willy: ' But meat comes from coos McB.....coos fart a lot....all their farts go up into the atmosphere.....Andy says all the gas from the coos rear ends is f*****g up the ozone.....Andy says you should change to fish pies....'

McBroon: 'Fish pies!.......over my deid body......they bastards doon the Chipper do fish pies.....if I do fish pies, there will'nae be a dividing line between us......I'd have to change the shop sign too.....'

Willy: ' You McBroons have been involved with pies for generations....but maybe it's time for a wee change.......remember that problem we had with the leaky roof and the damaged stock.......if we switched to fish pies big Dave could'nae tell everyone that you didn't fix the roof when the sun was shining......'

McBroon: ' Shut it Willy.......just shut it........the leaky roof wis'nae my fault......it was that American guy who did the make-over......all the problems started there.......get it!

Willy: ' Aye McB........but Andy Eyelashes is running for the Traders.....what if the members like what he's saying......he's a Chemist..........knows a thing or two about science.....'

McBroon: 'Aye wee man..........science f*****g fiction! ......now get doon to planning and denounce the Chipper and their bloody wind turbine..'