CLIMATE CHANGE KERFUFFLE

McBroon: 'Hey Willy that poncey bastard doon Cheekies has put a windmill on the roof of the

Chipper....'

Willy: Aye McB.......I don't get it......what the f**k does he need a f*****g wind mill for......him and wee George are full of air......hot f*****g air..'

McBroon: ' Aye wee man.....it's also in breach of the planning laws......line caught sole my arse'

Willy: 'Spot on big man......but Eyelash Andy doon the chemists saying your pies are bad for the climate..'

McBroon: ' My pies....bad for the climate!!!!!!!!

Willy: ' Aye McB......Andy says it's the meat filling..'

McBroon: ' Best meat filling in the world......'

Willy: ' But meat comes from coos McB.....coos fart a lot....all their farts go up into the atmosphere.....Andy says all the gas from the coos rear ends is f*****g up the ozone.....Andy says you should change to fish pies....'

McBroon: 'Fish pies!.......over my deid body......they bastards doon the Chipper do fish pies.....if I do fish pies, there will'nae be a dividing line between us......I'd have to change the shop sign too.....'

Willy: ' You McBroons have been involved with pies for generations....but maybe it's time for a wee change.......remember that problem we had with the leaky roof and the damaged stock.......if we switched to fish pies big Dave could'nae tell everyone that you didn't fix the roof when the sun was shining......'

McBroon: ' Shut it Willy.......just shut it........the leaky roof wis'nae my fault......it was that American guy who did the make-over......all the problems started there.......get it!

Willy: ' Aye McB........but Andy Eyelashes is running for the Traders.....what if the members like what he's saying......he's a Chemist..........knows a thing or two about science.....'

McBroon: 'Aye wee man..........science f*****g fiction! ......now get doon to planning and denounce the Chipper and their bloody wind turbine..'