Friday, May 15, 2009

HANGING BASKETS,HANGING CHAVS

Willy:" McB I've got a wee stoater on they bastards doon the Chipper...."

McBroon: " Gie it tae me..."

Willy: " You know those noncey hanging baskets with the flowers they've got..."

McBroon: " Aye, bloody stupid they are too..."

Willy: " Big Jackie says they hav'nae paid for them....."

McBroon: " Right! I'm aff doon the Chipper...."

Big Dave: "Morning Mr McBroon.....line caught sole n'chips then?

McBroon: "Shut it you sassenach bastard.....I hear you've no paid wee Willie for they stupid hanging baskets.....that's against the rules of the Traders Association..."

Big Dave: " Once again McBroon your facts are wrong.....Willie and I did a deal...I give him fish suppers and he gives me hanging baskets..........it's a win-win...............publicity for his flowers, publicity for my suppers.."

McBroon: " Don't smart alec me you poncey git........."

Big Dave: " Talking of smart alecs McBroon.................what about your mate down the repair shop.............my punters are calling him Smart Malick..."

McBroon: " What's this crap........"

Big Dave: " Well McB, he told Liam the lollipop man that his home cinema was well and truly knackered.......offered to buy it off him at half-price..."

McBroon: " Your a fraud......those Hanging Baskets will be the doing of you......"

Big Dave: " You just don't get it McBroon........ you seem to be forgetting that unfortunate incident with the hoodies outside the Pie Shop.......remember the headline in the Gazette"

McBroon: " What!"

Big Dave: " Aye McBroon.............the eve of the last elections  you told the Hoodies in front of McBroons to move on sharpish......."

McBroon: " Aye, so what....."

Big Dave: " Let's see...oh aye, I've got a copy here ........... 'McBroon Supports Hanging Chavs'......"




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