Willy: " McB I've got some bad news ......."
McBroon: " Oh aye....Prezza doing another make-over then....."
Willy: " Sober up big man....that wee bastard Dougie doon the Shiny Bright Car Wash is outside the Chipper giving leaflets tae the punters...."
McBroon: " Aye, but his cleans are way too pricey...."
Willy: " Naw you bampot.........he's giving out leaflets saying Mick is a frock coated numpty .... that the protection racket is finished.....that Mick has been charging taxis to the Traders.."
McBroon: " Calm doon wee man.....I'm seeing the Council after lunch for a private chat about double yellows outside the Chipper........"
Willy: " Get real McB......wee Dougie has clamped big Mick's motor....."
McBroon: " That's illegal......"
Willy: " Naw McB.............Mick left his motor on the forecourt of the Car Wash..........it's private property and that wee bastard Dougie got his boys to clamp up his wheels...............big Mick is strutting up and doon the High Street in that stupid coat of his waving his silly wee stick.............nae'body is feert of him anymore......
McBroon: " It's in the rules the traders don't diss the Don.......those uppity bastards from the Chipper and the Car Wash are trying to change things...."
Willy: " Aye McB......big Dave his side-kick George and wee Dougie are toffee nosed bastards but the punters like them......say they're a breath of fresh air..... and wee Kate gave Mick a ticket the other day.......it's an insurrection"
McBroon: " Insurrection!......I'll soon stop that.....we need some dirt on the Chipper......"
Willy: " Yer missing the point big man....the punters say Mick has been taking the piss.....things are changing......."
McBroon: " Shut it Willy and get digging for dirt on the Chipper..."
No comments:
Post a Comment