BLUSHES AT THE PIE SHOP

Willy enters the Pie Shop and hears the sound of The Pie Slicing Machine being hurled to the floor. An agitated McB storms into the front shop.

McBroon:" We're doomed, we're doomed...."

Willy: " We're doomed.....new soundbite McB?

McBroon: "Shut it....."

Willy: "Calm doon big man ........that's nae way to treat the Pie Slicer..."

McBroon: " Look you daft wee bugger........remember the placky bags with the pies for Prezza .."

Willy: " Aye I do......they wus next to the placky bag with your plans for being elected Chairman of the Traders..."

McBroon: " I've just been over at Big Jackies Donner Shop and she says Prezza's well pissed off..."

Willy: " Aye so I hear ....the lasses doon the WI are saying his missus disn'ae like the Tudor make-over.."

McBroon: " Cut the Tudor crap........you didn'ae give him the placky with the pies........you gave him the placky with...."

Willy: " Oh shite McB.........I must have given him the placky with your election strategy..."

McBroon: " Worse than that.......my Jessies make-up was in the placky.......I'm going tae be the laughing stock of the High Street......"

Willy: " Take it easy McB..........everyone knows you don't wear lippy and all that girly stuff.."

McBroon: " the whole Toon knows Prezza's a flash bastard with his posh motors, fancy bog seats and Tudor styling......but what if they think I'm...."

Willy: " A big Jessie....."

McBroon: " Watch yer tongue laddie......we've got to swap the placky bags before Prezza sits doon for his tea....... otherwise..........I'll never get elected....."