Willy: " Hey McBroon that Big Mick is a bloody disgrace..."
McBroon: " Watch yer tongue laddie....Big Mick's the Don round these parts...we'll have no disrepecting him........right!"
Willy: " Aye but he gave Kate the Traffic Warden lassie a right slagging the other day.....she said he didn'ae have the right to leave his motor on the double yellows ootside the Pie Shop......he told her to shut her face......that he wus fed up listening to her lectures aboot parking..."
McBroon: " You just don't get it you silly laddie..........he's the one who keeps the peace.....has a quiet word with anyone who steps oot of line....."
Willy: " They say doon the Rovers that he's kneecapped a few in his time...."
McBroon: " Look bampot.......Mick is one of us.....this is no time to go dissing him....."
Willy: " I don't get it McB.....he's a thug.....a foul mouthed thug....."
McBroon: " Exactly wee man...just the sort of guy I need to support my campaign to lead the Traders.....has good contacts at the Gazette.....he'll whip Big Jackie and all the staff at the Donner shop to vote for me....."
Willy: " Right big man.........but we need to get wee Kate back on message..."
McBroon: " Learning fast Willy............now here's the plan......we have tae get the cooncil to put double yellows ootside the Chipper...."
Willy: " More double yellows!"
McBroon: " Aye wee man.........it's a win-win.........wee Kate gets the chance to give out more tickets and the Chipper's business takes a hit and.........."
Willy: " Big Mick gets a reprieve for disrespecting wee kate...........bloody genius big man"
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