McBroon: " What!.....are the sales doon?..."
Willy: " It's worse....I hear that Big Dave at the Chipper is going to stand for Chairman of the Traders....."
McBroon: " Bastard..."
Willy: "That George bloke who does the books has put him up to it....."
McBroon:" That'll be the same George that Pierre met at the boating pond last summer.."
Willy: "Aye, the very one...."
McBroon:" Right we need to put a dividing line between us and them..."
Willy: " But Broon you've already tried that.....remember when you changed the filling....said your pies were 'new'...."
McBroon: " Aye, I do well...........that stuffed the Chipper..."
Willy: " But McB they've re-branded......Dave says your pies are the same old pies they've always been........says you've wasted thousands changing the recipe but the taste is just the same......worse, their campaign slogan is 'new wrapper, same old pie'......"
McBroon:" The Traders will never vote for a toffee nosed sassenach bastard and his poncey line caught sole..."
Willy: " Aye McB...........but the Traders are pretty pissed off with you for claiming the cleaner's expenses......"
McBroon: " Right Willy we've got to get all the troops on message......."
Willy: " More soundbites McB....."
McBroon: " Aye Willy....remember 10 years back when we introduced the 'new' pies...."
Willy: " Aye, we said 'they could only get better'......"
McBroon: " Now you know why I brought Pierre back from Brussels.......he's good with words.."
Willy: " But you were right pissed off with him about the roof repair bill........and remember the Chipper has been saying your pies wouldn't be water damaged if you'd fixed the roof when the sun was out...."
McBroon: " Shut it Willy......we need to get hold of our biggest client.....Prezza .."
Willy: " Aye, he likes his pies.....I hear he's given the house a makeover.....he's gone all Tudor.."
McBroon: " Tudor or not he's got lots of clout with the Traders.... and don't mention his Jags or bog seats..."
Willy: " Right McB.....leave it to me...."
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