PREZZA AND THE PLACKY

Following a mix up with the placky bags in the back shop, Prezza has the placky with McBroons election strategy and Jessies make-up.

Willy: " Hey McBroon.......... that flash bastard Prezza just pulled up in his Jag..."

McBroon: " Which one...he's got two..."

Willy: " And two bog seats too..."

McBroon: " Shut it.....we need to swop the plackies......I'll divert Prezza in conversation aboot Tudor accessories and you nip oot to the Jag and swop the plackies over..."

Willy: " Ok McB....."

Prezza: " Morning ducky...."

McBroon: " Whats with this ducky business?

Prezza: " Didn't know you liked a bit of lippy McBroon......new gimmick to increase the sales?

McBroon: " I don't know what your on aboot Prezza......."

Prezza: " Don't be shy McBroon......"

McBroon:" Oh aye.....the Tudor beams look really smart.....fairly spruced up that pebble-dashed facade of yours......"

Prezza: " Pebble-dash!......that's marble chippings you bampot......listen McBroon, after your dodgy  expenses claim for the cleaner you share with the Traders I'd be very careful......if it was to get oot that it wasn't just yer pies that were getting a make-over you'd be the laughing stock of the High Street....."

McBroon: " Willy ...........pop a bag of pies in Mr P's motor....."

Prezza: " Too late McBroon......I've got the placky here with your election strategy and...."

McBroon: " and Jessies make-up...... many thanks.........she wis asking this morning where it wus...."

Prezza: " Look McBroon.........you and your dividing lines, your smearing, your strategy of re-announcing policies........it's all bollocks....that's not what The Traders is all aboot....."

Willy: " Well said Mr P.......canvassing with a soap box is much better...... remember that fisticuffs with the bloke doon the Market who lobbed an egg at you .......didn't half give him a battering...."

Prezza: " Aye lad.....I've always preferred to talk to the punters man to man......" 

McBroon: " You're a bloody disgrace......brought nothing but shame on the Traders...."

Prezza: " Watch your step McBroon.......I know your wee secret..."