Friday, May 8, 2009

THE PIE SHOP REVISITED

McBroon sits hunched at a bare table in the back shop. Unsold pies spill out into the back yard.

Willy: "Hey Broon your'e looking right glum the night.."

McBroon: "Och it's nae right.....that Pierre guy from Brussels I hired to do some PR for the pies has well stitched me up.."

Willy: " How's that Broon?..."

McBroon: " You know that flat we rented for him......well, he's just handed me a bill for roof repairs..."

Willy: "Roof repairs?..."

McBroon: " Aye Willy....cheeky bastard says I should have fixed the roof when the sun was shining....."

Willy: " Calm doon big man you'll be able to set it against expenses......fancy a wee 'bru?..."

McBroon: " Naw, I've got the cleaner round the hoose..."

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