McBroon " Fuck me Willy I've been given my P45......."
Willy " What's that?"
McBroon " I've been fired..........given my jotters..."
Willy " Thought that only happened in the private sector.........best get doon the Job Centre big man..."
McBroon " Where will I find one?"
Willy "Just like Tesco big man.......there's one on every corner....growing chain I hear.........best prepare a CV though..."
McBroon "A CV!........what's that?"
Willy " A story aboot your work experience........"
McBroon " splutter............I've only had one job..."
Willy " Calm doon..........you're an expert in bullying, leaking and soundbites.."
McBroon " Aye, so I am........."
Willy " See there's lots of opportunities.......a bouncer, a plumber, the speaking clock.....let me know how you get on..."
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Hi Pienomics,
Thanks for stopping by the Den!
Funny you should mention the slowing down of the tourism sector. As it so happens, I am moving on to a new job on Monday. The amount of interested clients that we have had interested in Brazil has dropped dramatically. Those clients that we do have seem to be quoting trips with far more agencies, and the question of traveling always seems to fall on the price. Brazil isn't a cheap location, so we are definitely feeling the pinch.
Makes sense really. Whats the first thing people cut out when they don't have money. Vacations. It's a simple but sad formula.
thing being slow in the tourism sector
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