Joe the Piemaker Jets In

McBroon " You'll be Joe the piemaker ..."

Joe " Shure am.....nice little place you got here.."

McBroon " Right President Piedrama tells me you're an expert piemaker..."

Joe " A piemaker! ..........  no, no I'm a plumber..."

McBroon "A plumber!....Willy in here quick laddie...this yank is no a piemaker...he's an f'ing plumber..."

Willy " Calm doon McBroon......I've got it.........remember what those bastards doon the chipper were saying aboot you no fixing the roof over the pie kitchen?"

McBroon " Bastards.........aye, I remember well..."

Willy " Problem solved then McBroon........get this Joe the plumber up on the roof to give it a once over and clear oot the gutters..."

McBroon " Blue skies thinking Willy.........those bastards doon the chipper will have to drop that silly claim aboot me no fixing the roof!"