A MEA CULPA 

An apology from the anorak scribbler responsible for commenting on life at McBroons

Polis " Your lifted pal...."

Anorak Scribbler " Que?"

Polis " You're accused of scribbling shite aboot the Great Helmsman McBroon.....You're accused of threatening to reveal details of the top secret ingredients of his world famous pies....you're accused of making a public statement that his Great Pie Bailout Plan is a Pie in the Sky Pyramid Pie Sales Scam...  you're nicked laddie!"

Help me ......is this the end of my pathetic commentary on the educated non spin-mongering elite who will guide a grateful nation through the swampy waters of the American Sub-Prime Pie Slump on the way to the sunny uplands of the New Jerusalem, the Third Way Paradise, a land of milk-less coos, of bees who've lost their honey making skills, a land of untold opportunity for outreach consultants, diversity officers and shelve stackers?"