PREPARATIONS FOR THE PIE 20 SUMIT AT McBROONS

McBroon " Evening Willy........this wee gathering of the pie 20 will do for those sassenach bastards doon the Do Nothing Chipper.."

Willy "Aye McBroon, too true..."

McBroon " We need a new slogan...."

Willy " You been listening to that Pierre Le Porky Pie laddie you hired from Brussels?"

McBroon "Listen Willy.....things can only get better....Prescot's family are signed up to the Pie Bailout Plan...we need a new slogan....that Pie in the Sky Pyramid Pie Sales Scam rebuttal from the Chipper laddies is getting too much coverage...even that numpty Robinspin has taken it up.."

Willy " Aye you're right there McBroon........the lass at the corner shop wants it up for Eurovision.."

McBroon " Shut it Willy......get back on message..."

Willy " McBroon what aboot that great pie chief from America........you said it's all their fault McBroons is arsed..."

McBroon "So it is Willy......but they like pies.....and there's the special relationship..."

Willy " No true McBroon.......pumpkin pies aye, Mcbroons pies no......"

McBroon "They said the Pie Slump is all their fault and that's the end of it..."

Willy "But..."

Mcbroon " Nae ifs and buts Willy......it's all their fault...feckless pumpkin eating bastards...now get back on message and repeat after me:

" Piedrama said it's all our fault, all our fault, all our fault

   Piedrama siad it's all our fault and McBroons fell doon ..."