HELP ARRIVES

Willy " McBroon I've got a wee plan..."

McBroon " Pies for hard pressed families..."

Willy " Cut the soundbites McBroon......Prezzie Elect Piedrama is going to help ......he's sending Joe the piemaker..."

McBroon " Joe the piemaker........just earlier you was saying the yanks know nothing aboot pies.......only those bloody pumpkin pies..."

Willy "Aye, that's the point McBroon....a pie is a pie.....it's all in the presentation.....naebody kens what's inside the pie.....pumpkin or McBroon filling.....who cares....think of it like a policy McBroon.......call something a policy and the game is won..."

McBroon " A bit like Pierre Le Porky Pie said........things can only get better..."

Willy "Exactly big man.......we'll get Joe the piemaker to front up your Great Pie Bailout..."

McBroon " Blue skies thinking Willy....... I present myself as a serious man with a serious plan and a hand picked expert.......this'll do for they sassenach bastards doon the chipper..."

Willy " Aye McBroon...it's all aboot presentation....to hell with the content...just like your pies!"