McBROON HATCHES A NEW WEE PLAN

After 9 hours doon the Polis this anorak scribbler has been released on bail without charge to appear before the Magistrate in May 2010.

McBroon "Willy I've got a new wee plan...."

Willy " What!......nae soundbites today McBroon?"

McBroon " Shut it son......I'm gonna set up a wee sting operation using Pierre from pie assembly..."

Willy "A sting McBroon..."

McBroon " Aye Willy........Pierre met that wee bastard George, the book-keeper from the chipper, in the boating pond at Blackpool......he's a holiday pal..."

Willy " Aye?"

McBroon " We'll get Pierre to drop by the chipper with one of my pies.........a sort of gift.."

Willy "Aye McBroon........a poisoned gift!"

McBroon " That's the point Willy.......there'll be a wee bug inside..."

Willy " Nothing new there then McBroon..."

McBroon " Shut it Willy.... no a creepy crawly......a listening device......we'll be able to listen in to all their expansion plans..."

Willy " Is this kosher McBroon?"

McBroon " Big Jackie doon the Polis says nae bother......remember Willy, if Pierre screws up, I had no prior knowledge.."

Willy Aye McBroon, leave it to me.."