Saturday, November 29, 2008

          
          MORE PIENOMICS

Willy " Evening McBroon.... how's the stimulus doing ?"
McBroon " 50 quarters of uninterupted growth......och sorry Willy, you're one of us......those sassenach bastards doon the Osborne & Cameron Chipper are rubbishing the bailout....."
Willy " Ignore them Mcbroon....."
McBroon " Posh Dave says I'll never sign up enough punters to my discount pie purchase plan to pay off the new loan....."
Willy " Hard hearted bastards.....they're the Do Nothing Chipper.....just want McBroons Pie Shop to fold so they can capture all the take-away trade...."
McBroon " Good line that Willy.....the Do Nothing Chipper.....text all the pie shop supporters to get them on message....."
Willy " Will do Mcbroon....posh gits.....bet they offer silver service doon their chipper.....prats.."
McBroon " Well said Willy......stay on message.."
McBroon/Willy (in unison) " the Do Nothing Chipper, the Do Nothing Chipper, the Do Nothing Chipper..."

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