McBROON VISITS THE CHEEKY CHAPS CHIPPER

Big Dave " Afternoon.....lightly battered line caught sole with double fried chips then.."

McBroon " Pies for hard working families..."

Big Dave " This is a chipper mate....."

McBroon " No more empty pies....."

Big Dave "Think you've got the wrong store guv....."

McBroon " Investment in pies....."

Big Dave " Can I get you a doctor?"

McBroon "50 quarters of stability for pies....."

Big Dave " George ( doing the books in the back shop )......there's a nutter here blathering on about pies..."

George " That'll be McBroon from McBroons Pie Shop......he's setting up a loan facility for hard pressed working families based on the revenue stream from pie sales for the next 300 years

.....take my advice and steer well clear..."

Big Dave " Sound advice George.....seems like a pie in the sky pyramid pie sales scam....."

McBroon " Sassenach bastards..."